Leonardo DiCaprio applauds himself for FINALLY winning that Golden Globe Award. Finally!
Yes he’s happy, but those are still the eyes of a man who knows he’s not getting an Oscar this year.
Lee Jordan has given me unrealistic expectations for sports commentary
If I could just add my favourite:
"And it’s Johnson -Johnson with the Quaffle, what a player that girl is, I’ve been saying it for years but she still won’t go out with me -"
"JORDAN!" yelled Professor McGonagall.
”- just a fun fact, Professor, adds a bit of interest…”